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Anger leads to hate…

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My name’s Wes and I have a confession…I get angy at computer games.
 
 
If you watch this hilarious video, you’ll get an idea of how angry I can get. Let’s just say, most of you will probably think the guy in the video is a freak, personally, I empathise with him. I just hope no one manages to catch me on film the next time I play ISS Pro Evolution Soccer 4 on the XBOX. Especially the part when I scream at my defender as he fails miserably to clear the ball from my defence no matter how much I hammer the kick button or perhaps when my winger is running clear into space, but for some reason, no matter how much I point the analog stick in his direction, my midfield just won’t pass the ball in his direction.
 
 

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October 9, 2005 at 1:04 pm

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If you need something to make you smile…

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You might want to check out these hilarious little Lord Of The Rings animations:
 
http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mordor.gif
http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult.gif
http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult2.gif
 
Start at the top and work your way down, if you’ve not got a smile on your face at the end of it, go and see a doctor, there’s something wrong with your wiring!

 
Also, don’t forget it’s the first episode of the new Ricky Gervais show, Extras, tonight.
 
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July 21, 2005 at 12:40 pm

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Tossing is good!

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‘Shrove Tuesday’ or ‘Pancake Day’ as it’s better known in the UK has been and gone and my wife’s belly is now full of my pancakey goodness. Yes, it’s true, I’m quite the demon when it comes to making pancakes. Assisted by Delia Smith’s recipe and all the necessary ingrediants, I have to say I made some rather fine pancakes which my wife then corrupted with lemon juice and sugar. YUCK! Everyone knows that real pancake connoisseurs use golden syrup.

I’m not sure whether I’ve tossed before, but if not, I tossed for the first time last night. I was nervous beforehand, but my wife was giving me encouragement. In the end I pulled it off with ease and I’m sure the look on my face afterwards was a picture of delight.

If you’ve never tossed before, I heartily recommend it.

 

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February 9, 2005 at 9:21 am

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